Why not tour “the Swamp” with someone who’s actually worked at the White House?



“Tours are an unforgettable experience—full of history, humor and insights you won’t get anywhere else. ”
— Super Senior Officials Not Willing to be Named


Your Guide Behind the Safari

Welcome to town, I’ll be your host around what has famously been labeled “The Swamp” since its founding.

What makes this tour different is simple: I actually know how Washington works. Over 15 years, I built a career inside places like The White House and Capitol Hill.

Tours are fun and full of the best Washington stories. I explain what works (and doesn't), and help you tell the difference between serious policy and made for TV drama. I'll let you in on a few of the city's worst-kept secrets and its best self-deprecating jokes.

This tour exists thanks to many friends and colleagues who have over the years told me they loved hearing various tales of Washington which I’ve chronicled.

Believe it or not, some of the stories told on this tour are even true.

— Rob

Tour Details

Duration: Tours are up to 3 hours

Group Size: 6 guests max

Price: $45 per person


Have other questions? Or want a custom tour? Send me an email.

“Washington DC; the only swamp with fundraisers and bottomless brunch.”
— Person familiar with the matter